Yo, Nigga I'm The Gooch,
Snoop Dogg's infamous cockroach. Life took a wild turn when I crawled into his crib. After failing to kick me out, Snoop and his crew decided to make me part of the family.
Period.
For six months, I lived like royalty. They fed me, named me, and I grew to the size of a dollar bill. Talk about a glow-up! I went from being a pest to Snoop's unofficial pet. The apartment was always bumping with music, best haze, and interesting folks. Those days were the best of my roach life. I may have started as just another bug, but I became The Gooch – the cockroach even Snoop couldn't kill. Who knew a little resilience could turn a roach into a hip-hop legend's dawg?
Thanks for the memories, my nigga Snoop.
The Gooch out!